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class EventHandlers::Actors::BruceBear < EventHandlers::ChatBase
  # Auto-Generated by robin on Mon Oct 13 21:22:39 -0400 2008

  def start
    start_4
  end

  def start_4  # Default Chat -> Start
    unless state(:bruce_talked)
      go_to :state_229
    else
      go_to :state_213
    end
  end
  alias :state_86 :start_4

  def state_87  # Default Chat -> Oblivious
    actor_says "Oh good. Tho I guess you would you thay you&#8217;re &#8220;open-minded&#8221;?"
    choice :state_88, :say => "Yeah, a little bit&#8230;"
  end
  
  def state_88  # Default Chat -> Open Anus
    actor_says "How about “open-anused”?"
    choice :state_89, :say => "Umm&#8230;not really&#8230;"
  end
  
  def state_89  # Default Chat -> Teasing
    actor_says "Tee-hee. I’m just teasing, honey. But lithen: I need you to <b>do me</b>..."
    actor_says "...do me a favor, that is. <img src=\"/uploads/final/59dbd65cf768cc9a879d13eae79d755d.png\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" />"
    actor_says "How would you like to prove your love to me? I promise the reward will be better than, ohhhh, finding a man with three dicks and six assholes, for instance."
    actor_says "That&#8217;s a good thing."
    choice :state_90, :say => "Wait, where would all those extra assholes go?"
  end
  
  def state_90  # Default Chat -> The Barn
    actor_says "Okay, better than a <span class=\"flezz\">1,000</span> gift thertificate at Pottery Barn, okay, grumpypants?"
    choice :state_91, :say => "Well, I could use some more scented candles."
  end
 
  # ... much more follows