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// http://jquery14.com/day-07/jquery-1-4-hawtness-2-with-paul-irish 


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http://github.com/jquery/jquery/commit/600d3145386a9dca8143918cc3e339168f886a63#comments
*/




// turn <a href="brandnew.html"> to <a href="brandnew.html?0923840293">


// old 'n busted    
$('a#foo').each(function(){ 
    var newhref = $(this).attr('href') + '?' + new Date(); 
    $(this).attr('href', newhref );
});



// 1.3 weaksauce
$('a#foo').attr('href', function(){ 
    return $(this).attr('href') + '?' + new Date(); 
});



// new hotness      
$('a#foo').attr('href', function(i,href){ 
     return href + '?' + new Date(); 
});



// want some more?



// fix doublefloat margin bug for IE6.. sorta.


$(floatedElems).css('leftMargin',function(i,margin){ 
       return parseFloat(margin)/2 +'px';
});









// 'some thing' -> 'another thing'... 'some one' -> 'another one'
$('span').text( function(i,text){ 
       return text.replace( /some (thing|one)/gi, 'another $1' ); 
});





// style ampersands with pretty font

$('a').html(function(i,html){
       return html.replace( /&amp;/gi,'<span class="amp">&amp;</span>');
});






// politeness plugin
$.fn.bePolite = function(){
   return this.text(function(index, value) {
       return "Please, " + value + ' &mdash; and thank you.';
   });
}


$('li.commands').bePolite();








// supported methods with current value
// .css(), .attr(), .val(), .html(), .text(), .append(), .prepend(), .offset(), .addClass(), .removeClass(), and .toggleClass().




// function only, no currrent value
// .before(), .after(), .replaceWith(), .wrap(), .wrapInner()







// random colors!!
// function but no value passed in

$('div.random').css('backgroundColor',function(){

    return '#'+Math.floor(Math.random()*16777215).toString(16);

}).css('color',function(){

    function contrast(color){ return '#' + 
       (Number('0x'+color.substr(1)).toString(10) > 0xffffff/2 ? '000' :  'fff'); 
    }

    return contrast( $(this).css('backgroundColor') );
});


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*/

// per property easing
// http://james.padolsey.com/javascript/easing-in-jquery-1-4a2/


jQuery(elem).animate({
    left: [500, 'swing'],
    top: [200, 'easeOutBounce']
});



// http://james.padolsey.com/demos/jquery/easing/easing-jq14.html
jQuery(elem).animate({
    left: 500,
    top: 200
}, {
    specialEasing: {
        left: 'swing',
        top: 'easeOutBounce'
    }
});



jQuery(elem).animate({
    x: [100, 'easeInQuad'],
    y: [100, 'easeOutBounce'],
    z: 100
}, 1000, 'linear');



// go crazy


$("div").animate({

    width: ["+=200px", "swing"],
    height: ["+=50px", "linear"],

}, 2000, function() {

 $(this).after("<div>Animation complete.</div>");

});








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*/



// delay
$notice.fadeIn().delay(3000).fadeOut()










// troll mode.

$('img.thumbnail').click(function(){

	$(this).delay( isTroll ? 5000 : 0 ).dialog('open');
	
})








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*/




// DEMO TIME!!

// http://api.jquery.com/clearQueue/











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// events! bind(). proxy(). special
// traversing and manipulation
// *ajax!*
// utilities
// what may break in 1.4 for you.'