Chorus:

Comments and Wikis, 
kid you know I'm the king of...
Make my words sticky
and let my... impressions Linga!

Verse:

You know we wrote that program in Ruby on Rails
Morning noon or night, my framework never fails
To serve up my pages, I tell no tales
As long as it's clustered, serving only HTML

straight from my page cache
I don't find it strange that
my x4500 strains at
the simplest task, but I digress, bring it on back...

Line by line my software is so fine
yield to the block while I intertwine
bust a k-combinator and start returning
my organized mind leaves the code groupies yearning

Kick another rhyme while I increase my earning
power by the hour 48, enumerated
a 4 man team should never be underrated
So one last time, son let it be stated...