[After Blackadder has been searched by Darling.]:
Blackadder: What in God's name is going on?
Darling: Security, Blackadder.
Blackadder: Security?
Melchett: "Security" isn't a dirty word, Blackadder... "crevice" is a dirty word, but not "security".
Blackadder: So in the name of security, all men entering the premises must have their bottom fondled by this drooling pervert?
Darling: I'm only doing my job, Blackadder.
Blackadder: Well, how fortunate that your job is also your hobby!
Melchett: Now there's another dirty word: job!
...:
Darling: The problem, Blackadder, is that there's a leak.
Melchett: Now, "leak" is a positively disgusting word.