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class EventHandlers::Actors::BruceBear < EventHandlers::ChatBase # Auto-Generated by robin on Mon Oct 13 21:22:39 -0400 2008 def start start_4 end def start_4 # Default Chat -> Start unless state(:bruce_talked) go_to :state_229 else go_to :state_213 end end alias :state_86 :start_4 def state_87 # Default Chat -> Oblivious actor_says "Oh good. Tho I guess you would you thay you&#8217;re &#8220;open-minded&#8221;?" choice :state_88, :say => "Yeah, a little bit&#8230;" end def state_88 # Default Chat -> Open Anus actor_says "How about “open-anused”?" choice :state_89, :say => "Umm&#8230;not really&#8230;" end def state_89 # Default Chat -> Teasing actor_says "Tee-hee. I’m just teasing, honey. But lithen: I need you to <b>do me</b>..." actor_says "...do me a favor, that is. <img src=\"/uploads/final/59dbd65cf768cc9a879d13eae79d755d.png\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" />" actor_says "How would you like to prove your love to me? I promise the reward will be better than, ohhhh, finding a man with three dicks and six assholes, for instance." actor_says "That&#8217;s a good thing." choice :state_90, :say => "Wait, where would all those extra assholes go?" end def state_90 # Default Chat -> The Barn actor_says "Okay, better than a <span class=\"flezz\">1,000</span> gift thertificate at Pottery Barn, okay, grumpypants?" choice :state_91, :say => "Well, I could use some more scented candles." end # ... much more follows

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