5-7 years of software development experience, including at least 5 years of web development experience (only 3 years)
Strong background in MySQL, including an understanding of replication, caching, hot backups, load balancing, redundancy, and partitioning (no partitioning)
Familiarity with Oracle (very weak)
Experience with profiling using tools like DTrace for Solaris or SystemTap/Valgrind  for Linux (nope)